3:2, the FCC has decided that you don't deserve the internet as a basic right

That left an uphill road for the Supremes as only 70% of their runs were accounted for in the bottom of the first three innings. (BONK) Aaaand there goes another one. Yessiree, that glass ceiling sure prevents a lot from escaping here in Creeper Stadium.

Ranging from unwanted groping and kissing, to breaking and entering into a hotel room and masturbating like a chimpanzee who has lost it’s sense of dignity after decades of captivity.

This is the America that Kaepernick is protesting, and he’s waiting alongside millions of others for something better.

"God can use this man."

"I'm talking to a bear in a bra!" "Um, It's a bikini."

"Eat shit, Charlie Sheen!"